…and then I didn’t realized that there was greasy crap on the counter where I set my bowl, so now my nice couch has a nice big greasy smear on it. Awesome.
Hearing is Not the Same as Listening...or Seeing
Our kitchen floors are always disgusting, and they get that way so quickly. Part of this is that the boys spray water all over the kitchen when they wash things and drip their protein shakes on the way back to their room. Tonight, when Dudemate C was making his post-workout shake, I told him they needed to be more careful because there was water all over the floor earlier. He apologized...
The Dudemates are pretty into House music, which I...
You Give a Dudemate Some Vermouth...
An exchange between 19-year-old Dudemate C and I: *Knock knock* “…yes?” “Hey, we’re making drinks and wanted to know if we could use some of your martini mix?” “Um, well it’s not martini mix, it’s just (Martini & Rossi) vermouth…” “Oh, yeah, that’s all we need.” “That’s fine. As long as...