What happens when a 25yo lady moves in with 19 & 21yo dudes she met on Craigslist? ...confusion, mostly.
An exchange between 19-year-old Dudemate C and I:
“Hey, we’re making drinks and wanted to know if we could use some of your martini mix?”
“Um, well it’s not martini mix, it’s just (Martini & Rossi) vermouth…”
“Oh, yeah, that’s all we need.”
“That’s fine. As long as you don’t use too much.”
“Of course! Thanks!”
Ten minutes later, half my bottle of (unopened) vermouth is gone and someone opened the liter of tonic water I was saving. But hey, he gave me three bucks and an apology.